The ideal world for anonymous

Recently, a small amusement was reading the comments anonymous and not only FaceBook, on forums and in the news. An interesting and curious public opinion. So I decided to summarize and draw the world in which, in all probability, would like to live such people.

When an anonymous sovershenoletiya up, he immediately gets a car, mobile phone and one-bedroom apartment with all amenities. Anonymous machine in the world are all the same, so no one pontovatsya. Flats all the same type. Between two neighboring apartments must have a closed door. When an anonymous married anonymous, they occupy a neighboring apartment and get the key from the inside door. When the divorce comes social worker, locks the door and takes the key.

All the anonymous work. The work is to arrive at 9 am in the office ( the plant ) and noted in the Workbook. Then you need to approach the car and take time off otprashivatelnoy - then you can go about their business. For workaholics have special attractions at the amusement park: you can sit at a table, pushing bits of paper, or waving a shovel, digging a hole and then digging her own - so do not break the anonymity and does not harm, and spending power.

The anonymous salary issue one unchangeable piece of paper that says ' A lot of money ' - because ' a lot ' - to each his own, then all are happy with their salary. The money is still spent in the world of anonymous nowhere - every shop attached tycoon. No anonymous tycoons in the world does - somebody has to steal people's wealth to him for a mad. Tycoon meets customers at the entrance, and the output is calculated for all purchases. A special kick - then spit in the face of the oligarch and call it a bad word. So what in the world of anonymous once opened store - appoint someone to steal people's wealth, and vice versa. Wishing, however, slightly. Not everyone likes to spit into them.

The policemen of the world also have an anonymous. The main work of policemen led by old ladies across the street. Even if the old lady does not want. Sometimes a policeman sees an old lady and, well, run for it. And how will catch up, immediately leads her across the road. On weekends, all police officers gather at the park and beat each other on the ass caning.

All anonymous bureaucrats in the world live on the island. Such an island surrounded by moats with crocodiles, everyone has more or less well-equipped city. To get to the island only to catapult. As soon as someone wants to become an officer because of his on the catapult and the island. Can not get off the island. From there, with the island, the government sends out the orders, decrees and laws. And nobody plays. Everything just laugh.

Products and goods in the world there are anonymous themselves. You just have to come to the store and write on a shelf, that there should be. And tomorrow, come on you - is. And took home - oligarch pays for all.

When anonymous anger and resentment builds up, it goes to the mirror room - a room where different angles are installed hundreds of mirrors - and shouting ' You are all fag! ' .

Anonymous - leave your address in the comments to be written off. When arrange your perfect world - let me know I will arrange for you to pay for the tours ' a lot of money '.